Kai the Hitchhiker was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night because he's the reigning king of the Internet and a true American treasure. Kimmel interviewed Kai in a car and asked him about his philosophies on life. He also recounted, how earlier in the day, he gave Kai some cash only to have Kai turn around and give it away on the streets. Kai explains that the easiest way to devalue a currency is to stop believing in it. Science.
He later asks Kai to be the Pope and listens as Kai tells tales of stealing, "hella shit from Walmart and Target" just to dole it out to strangers. He's Robin Hood, people.