VIDEO: Groomed 'zombie dog' is the scariest thing you'll see this Halloween

Catherine Opson is no ordinary dog groomer. Opson went on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Tuesday to show off the fruits of her labor, which are (mostly) poodles decorated to look like the entire Simpsons family and a tiny dog groomed up to be a coy pond. Seriously, the dog is colored blue and there are fake fish hanging from it.

As Kimmel points out, Americans will spend approximately $300 million on costumes for their pets. Thus, it seems that Opson's little monsters represent merely the strangest sliver of an entire population of domesticated animals that will be forced to look ridiculous this week.

On the other hand, though, who can argue with Shark Cat? No one, that's who.