The sorority girl who wrote that crazy email has officially resigned


So, the Delta Gamma sorority has posted a message to its Facebook page that details the resignation of the member who wrote that hilariously crazy email that lit the Internet on fire last week. The sorority categorizes the young woman's email as "highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard."

The message makes abundantly clear that the nasty language and viewpoints expressed in that email are in no way, shape or form reflective of Delta Gamma or its members. If you don't have something better to do, you're welcome to read the banal statement below, in its entirety. Or, if you'd prefer to laugh until you cry, you can watch Michael Shannon's dramatic reading of the email (posted below the Delta Gamma message). SPOILER ALERT: It's NSFW.

Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels.

The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.

No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large.

This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.

This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such.

For the young woman who wrote it, we can only express our regret and concerns for landing notoriety in this manner.

We now consider this matter closed.