Sunday, July 5, 2015

The CBS memo about buttocks and breasts at the Grammys is hilarious

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The CBS memo about buttocks and breasts at the Grammys is hilarious

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FILE - In this Oct. 2, 2012 file photo, Jennifer Lopez arrives for the presentation of Chanel´s ready-to-wear Spring-Summer 2013 collection in Paris. Lopez has launched her ìJ. Lo´s Christmas Giftî drive, asking fans to donate to her three favorite charities (the Boys & Girls Club, the Children´s Hospital of Los Angeles and the American Red Cross). In exchange, she´ll give someone two tickets to the last show of her ìDance Againî world tour in Puerto Rico on Saturday, Dec. 22, 2012. (AP Photo/Thibault Camus, File)
FILE - In this Oct. 2, 2012 file photo, Jennifer Lopez arrives for the presentation of Chanel's ready-to-wear Spring-Summer 2013 collection in Paris. Lopez has launched her ìJ. Lo's Christmas Giftî drive, asking fans to donate to her three favorite charities (the Boys & Girls Club, the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles and the American Red Cross). In exchange, she'll give someone two tickets to the last show of her ìDance Againî world tour in Puerto Rico on Saturday, Dec. 22, 2012. (AP Photo/Thibault Camus, File) AP

Looking for a good laugh? Check out the hilarious memo CBS sent out regarding proper attire for this weekend's 55th annual Grammy Awards. The network seems incredibly concerned about the prospect of musicians biggest names showing up with visible "puffy" bare skin. Deadline has published the note in full. It includes gems like:

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.

And:

Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.

Also:

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.

This:

Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could  possibly expose female breast nipples.

And:

Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.

Have things gotten so out of hand that CBS feels the need to email celebrities reminding them that clothing isn't optional? Yes, yes they have. It's almost surprising that they didn't specifically mention Jennifer Lopez by name.

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