Stop what you're doing and read the Snoop Dogg/2 Chainz AMA

Besides still trying to make the Snoop Lion thing happen, Snoop Dogg has been busy peddling house slippers and making reggae jams with Pluto Nash.

On Thursday, Snoop Dogg stopped by Reddit to answer the Internet's questions and he brought his pal 2 Chainz (2 Chaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinz) with him. The result is more amazing than you could possibly imagine.

Snoop Dogg talks about having sex with a midget, tells some guy to put his face in mayonnaise, dishes on his affinity for breast implants, and explains how he would foil a vampire Juggalo attack at one of his concerts. Mensa candidate 2 Chainz chimes in periodically, mostly just to remind everyone that he can't smoke as much weed as Snoop. Oh, and he defends Miley Cyrus (kind of) and says he never slept with Cameron Diaz, "but u could tell she wanted it."

Classy.

The whole AMA is a social experiment gone incredibly right and is the best way to kill time at the office on this gorgeous Friday. It wins the Internet today. [Reddit]