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Shocking study suggests men want to sleep with their female friends

A groundbreaking study indicates that men are more likely to find their female friends sexually attractive than vice versa.

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Shocking study suggests men want to sleep with their female friends

POSTED: Monday, February 11, 2013, 10:25 AM

A groundbreaking study indicates that men are more likely to find their female friends sexually attractive than vice versa. Additionally, it demonstrates that they have more faith in how their female friends see them.

Researchers asked 88 pairs of male/female friends to rate how sexually attractive they found each other *bow chicka ow ow*. They also asked them to hypothesize how their friends would rate them. The results are astounding.

Men - whether they were attached or single - were more likely to harbour an attraction to their female friends and want to go out with them than the other way around.

The men also assumed that the women were more sexually interested in them than they actually were - and the women tended not to realise this.

Basically, the ladder theory is real. If Nora Ephron were here, she'd say, "I told you so." [Telegraph]

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Comments  (70)
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:49 AM, 02/11/2013
    Yea, what a shock.
    ToxicLogik
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:17 PM, 02/11/2013
    Right...this is common sense. The only part that is shocking is how clueless women are about it.

    It is in our DNA to mask our emotions. The only time we don't are around family, and women.

    As long as we are physically attracted to a woman, we are game. Add any type of emotions in there and of course that is going to increase.

    Women can separate their emotions from attraction, but we will even lower our physical expectations when we bond with a woman, because that bond is attractive to us, because it's a much more particular and rare thing when compared to women. Women can embrace those emotions with anyone at any given time.

    That's my two cents, any way...
    MFPhils
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:55 AM, 02/11/2013
    Why is Macaulay Culkin's picture here? Does he have a crush on Meg Ryan?
    everydayguy
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:02 AM, 02/11/2013
    Shocker!
    my3cents
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:08 AM, 02/11/2013
    Not only that but men also want to give them the shocker!
    LumpDog
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  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:43 PM, 02/11/2013
    Dudes will f#*K a snake if somebody holds it's head for them.
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:20 AM, 02/11/2013
    This just in. The Pope is also Catholic...
    Breaking Bad
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:22 AM, 02/11/2013
    The Macauly Culkin picture is sarcastic, for anyone wondering.
    Ron Paul 2012
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:22 PM, 02/11/2013
    no one was wondering
    Mortimer G Fingenfinderstein III
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:24 AM, 02/11/2013
    I want to know who funded this study.
    The_Z_Man_97
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:29 AM, 02/11/2013
    That's why BizMarkie created that classic, "Just a Friend": You, you got what I need. But you say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend.."
    Tyrone Biggums
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:29 AM, 02/11/2013
    Surprise......NOT...and I hope we did not spend any tax dollars on this stupid study......Crystal was right.....and it is a law of nature....duh
    nuggett
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:33 AM, 02/11/2013
    Groundbreaking...? This brought to you by the guys from Big Bang Theory... no practical experience with women.
    CA Scum
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:43 AM, 02/11/2013
    As a man I can honestly say that I couldn't disagree more with this study's findings, and my boyfriend would disagree too if his mouth wasn't full wink wink, the big silly goose...
    King of the Terds
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:43 AM, 02/11/2013
    The Culkin pic is there to emphasize that grown men who have sleepovers with little boys what to do more than sleep.
    towman
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:50 AM, 02/11/2013
    Although the result of the study is pretty predictable, it should be said that 88 pairs of people proves absolutely jack squat.
    cloudkitt
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:52 AM, 02/11/2013
    This is shocking to who?
    votelibertarian
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:57 AM, 02/11/2013
    truly "ground breaking"...
    Some Dude
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 11:58 AM, 02/11/2013
    And in other breaking new discoveries... THE SKY IS BLUE!
    chopperdaddy
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:00 PM, 02/11/2013
    Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
    >
    Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
    >
    Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:02 PM, 02/11/2013
    This is not news. When I was single, I slept with almost every one of my female friends. They could have paid me $50.00 and I would have told them everything that was in this ridiculous report. Jeez....
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:23 PM, 02/11/2013
    fact: straight men want female friends because they are either interested in that female or a friend of that female.
    palmyra21
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:23 PM, 02/11/2013
    I hope my female friends don't read this article.
    Phillies2008WSChamps
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:25 PM, 02/11/2013
    Revelations of the Obvious. Who was funding this nonsense?
    JohnnyL
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:30 PM, 02/11/2013
    x
    nuggett
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:35 PM, 02/11/2013
    CORRECTION: we want to sleep with our female enemies too.
    EmanuelP
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:36 PM, 02/11/2013
    I know, for me, that when I meet a woman for the 1st time, there's a binary reaction: 0- I don't want to have sex w/her 1- I want to have sex with her. That's it...And that reaction determines how I interact with her, whether at work, social gatherings, neighborhood functions,etc. When I was single, I acted upon those first impressions. Now married, I don't , but it's always there on my mind.

    I do find as I age, I'm less selective and there are fewer 0's and more 1's, but it doesn't really matter anyway.
    Polecat_39
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:37 PM, 02/11/2013
    And why is the shocking? This has been true ever since women entered the workforce. That's why it's a really bad idea to have women on the front lines of combat. Our soldiers would have other things on their minds besides trying to take out the enemies. I can imagine a male and female soldier humping in a foxhole with bullets whizzing by and bombings going off.
    drjk888
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:39 PM, 02/11/2013
    Oh boy.....was our money (taxes) used for this study which is akin to "water is wet" kind of research?
    STEPHEN1988
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:52 PM, 02/11/2013
    That guy with the rings is too ugly for anybody to sleep with. Ugh...
    Pugh
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:52 PM, 02/11/2013
    Not Culkin: Billy Crystal.
    einreb
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:54 PM, 02/11/2013
    Duh!?!?!
    mijou6
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:54 PM, 02/11/2013
    Who is the black guy with his tongue sticking out? Is he part of this article?
    klbloom1
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 12:55 PM, 02/11/2013
    Don't worry girl, we can still be friends...I just wanna nail you thats all.
    neon doctor
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:04 PM, 02/11/2013
    It's Biz Markie people! Jeeez.
    b3n222
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:09 PM, 02/11/2013
    straight men don't have female friends on purpose. it always starts out as a girl you're trying to smash and then you accidentally get stuck in the "friend zone". but that doesn't mean you still don't have those urges. you just lost the chance.
    Ryan
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:13 PM, 02/11/2013
    I hope we didn't pay a penny for this study...I knew that 20 years ago when I told my first girlfriend the news!
    DBrooks48
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:19 PM, 02/11/2013
    You shouldn't be friends with attractive women unless you sleep with them.
    The Moose is Loose
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 1:24 PM, 02/11/2013
    The only reason to talk to a woman is that you might get some. Otherwise, did you ever listen to one? Yikes.
    Mortimer G Fingenfinderstein III
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:03 PM, 02/11/2013
    That's why I have no female friends because I'd fantasize too much about boning them.
    MrBigDizzle
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:13 PM, 02/11/2013
    SEE I WAS RIGHT!
    elbe2k
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:28 PM, 02/11/2013
    Like, Duh!I hope we did not pay for this study.
    Wildman Bill
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:30 PM, 02/11/2013
    Shocking to whom?
    bannedrepublican
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:38 PM, 02/11/2013
    WTF, how much grant money did it take to find THAT out?
    PhillySubsMac
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:43 PM, 02/11/2013
    I am blown

    Away
    truthfirst
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:43 PM, 02/11/2013
    The "shocking" part was sacasm right
    kenny.328.usa
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:45 PM, 02/11/2013
    ...WATER IS WET...Details at 11.
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:48 PM, 02/11/2013
    They took down Macauly's picture and replaced him with someone who lookms like he's eating out at the Y.
    towman
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:00 PM, 02/11/2013
    I like that there are 4 pages of sarcastic comments for this story!!!
    cuso20
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:13 PM, 02/11/2013
    Is this where my taxpayer dollars are going?
    Thanks, Obama !
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:36 PM, 02/11/2013
    giggity giggity goo
    Iknowyourider
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 3:37 PM, 02/11/2013
    Biz Markie? Is that name suppose to mean something to us? Never heard of him. But, I'm sure he's really talented.
    dundermifflin
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:00 PM, 02/11/2013
    He wrote a song called "Just A Friend" that dealt with the subject of guys with female friends.
    MrBigDizzle
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:11 PM, 02/11/2013
    My wife doesn't allow me to have any female friends under 200 lbs.
    Niko
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:16 PM, 02/11/2013
    depends on what the friend looks like in my book. and i must say that i've been in the reverse situation, where the woman wanted to give me some and i had no clue. oh those were the days.
    black dog
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:28 PM, 02/11/2013
    I hope taxpayers paid millions for this study because it's important and no one knew this information before. In other news...recent study shows the sun is very bright.
    warrentheape
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:40 PM, 02/11/2013
    Why is this a top story. IS THIS A JOKE?
    Yohanna
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:45 PM, 02/11/2013
    MIKE BERTHA. Please tell us the headline for this "piece" is a joke, please. And the first sentence -- who wrote that? Who labeled this a groundbreaking? Please tell us it's joke. If not, this is one of THE WORST bits of "journalism", ever.
    Yohanna
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:55 PM, 02/11/2013
    Did you steal this article from The Onion?
    Joe152
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 4:56 PM, 02/11/2013
    R.I.P. Journalism
    Gray Areas
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:27 PM, 02/11/2013
    Dave Chapelle explains this age-old mystery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRflz-93JA See 1:30 to 1:41.
    a4049412
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 5:49 PM, 02/11/2013
    While this very likely does not belong in top stories, some of you people REALLY need to have your sarcasm-detectors checked.
    cloudkitt
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:03 PM, 02/11/2013
    They could have saved money and time on this study if they had asked me what I thought.
    Sportyrider71
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 6:09 PM, 02/11/2013
    I'm currently applying to the government for a research grant to determine where bears poop.
    Moe_Syzlak
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 7:23 PM, 02/11/2013
    this is truly shocking. not only are alleged 'researchers' astounded by the obvious; but we also have the media bothering to publish it.
    raoool
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 8:36 AM, 02/12/2013
    I knew this when I was 17. I didn't need a study to figure it out.
    faxm1
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:00 PM, 02/14/2013
    what a wasted article! you actually think nobody knew that? do you think every person is so uninformed that they have to be told that this happens? or is it just the liberal idiots that have to be told? and how many tax payers dollars were used for this no brainer?
    maybe you should do some actual investigative reporting about the 4 dead americans in bengazi that our president let die.
    Ryne Duren
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 10:38 PM, 02/15/2013
    I don't believe there are many of you who would do a 500-pound woman. There's nothing macho about bad taste.
    orange rhino
  • 0 like this / 0 don't   •   Posted 2:30 PM, 02/18/2013
    Moe - Save the money. As many times as I have been in the woods I have never seen bear poop. I think they go in the water upstream of Philly's water supply. That way they don't have to wipe.
    towman


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