Saturday, December 27, 2014

SXSW rejects Lindsay Lohan's, 'The Canyons,' thinks it sucks

Noted thief and poor decision-maker Lindsay Lohan got a big slap in the face from SXSW on Wednesday when the festival rejected her film, 'The Canyons,' starring, ahem, adult "actor" James Dean because, ya know, it sucks.

SXSW rejects Lindsay Lohan's, 'The Canyons,' thinks it sucks

Alleged thief, noted The Wanted groupie, and poor decision-maker Lindsay Lohan got a big slap in the face from SXSW on Wednesday when the festival rejected her nudity-heavy film, The Canyons. It co-stars, ahem, adult actor, James Deen. The festival reportedly rejected it because, ya know, it sucks.

A festival insider tells THR that the Bret Easton Ellis-penned, Paul Schrader-directed Canyons — which features tons of nudity, including au naturel shots of Lohan — suffers from significant “quality issues.”

Oof. That's not the response they were looking for. The Canyons had already been turned away from Sundance. [The Hollywood Reporter]

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