Rihanna opens up to 'Rolling Stone' about her relationship with everyone's favorite person, Chris Brown

Rihanna wants everyone to leave her alone so she can go on making her own mistake. The pop star opened up to Rolling Stone about being brainwashed getting back together with Chris Brown. You know, the guy that beat her up, got into a nightclub brawl with Drake, and just fought with Internet champion and Grammy nominee, Frank Ocean in the parking lot of a recording studio. Rihanna explains that they "know what they have now" and that Brown totally won't beat her up again.

And Rihanna says that if Brown were ever to display a hint of his past behavior towards her, she is ready to walk. "He doesn't have the luxury of f****** up again," she says. "That's just not an option. I can't say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I'm pretty solid in the knowing that he's disgusted by that. And I wouldn't have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.

Hooray, logic! Now that Brown knows he can't beat her up, he totally won't. It's basically science. Plus, Brown's ability to avoid physical altercations and legal controversy since the assualty is tangible evidence that he's changed his ways.

The full Rolling Stone piece hits the Interweb on Friday, so get ready for more gems like this:

"You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it's different now. We don't have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit."

Love, folks—don't settle until you find it.