Apparently there are people walking among us who have pendants MADE OF HUMAN BREAST MILK dangling around their necks like it's no big deal at all.
Etsy, the Internet's department store for unicorn sculptures and vintage typewriters, is one-stop shopping for tons of weird arts and crafts that you can't find anywhere else. A light fixture made out of rulers that looks like a drum kit? Etsy's got it. Epic prints of the sixteenth President of the United States riding a massive grizzly bear and brandishing a machine gun? Etsy's the place to go. Jewelry fashioned out of real human breast milk? Something that definitely shouldn't exist, but totally does and is available on Etsy.
Allicia Mogavero—of Rhode Island's Mommy Milk Creations—is the Michael Jordan of turning breast milk into jewelry.
When you purchase Breast Milk Pendants from me you can be positive that they will not discolor, turn yellow or spotty. I have perfected a special technique and others cannot offer this same guarantee. Your pendant will look the same as it did the day it arrived as it will years from now!