Health and Human Services wants you to call their Obamacare hotline to connect you with the next available health-care provider. If you need to speak to a health-care provider about the Affordable Care Act, you can just dial 1-800-318-2596.
Yup, that number, again, is 1-800-F1U-CKYO
1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).
That’s 1-800-F***YO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger. [Daily Caller]