The Kardashian clan is no normal American family. They've got reality shows and sex tapes and fragrance lines and gold medals and are rumored to be in the Illuminati. So, it's no surprise that they decided to pass on the ugly sweaters and crying baby motif that typically comes with a family Christmas card shot at the Sears Portrait Studio. Instead, they went with this abomination/masterpiece.
The folks over at NYMag broke it down in all of its horrifying glory. So, you know, if you've got nothing better to do, feel free to cruise over there and throw up in your mouth at the thought of this arriving in someone's mailbox this holiday season.