Nothing captures the human experience quite like dropkicking a stranger for the final iPad Air at 6 a.m. on the day after Thanksgiving. While many of us dragged our bloated selves out of bed to head to the office or simply migrated in a state of manatee from the bed to the couch to ride out the day, other, more intrepid persons made their way to America's premiere retail destinations to beat the hell out of each other over material goods.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet #WalmartFights.
It's everything you need to entirely dismantle the foolish notion that we're all here for a reason and that man isn't wicked. Pictures and videos popping up all over the Internet have been conveniently emblazoned with the #WalmartFights hashtag to help the rest of us gawk at the horrendous spectacle from the comfort of our own homes.
Ugh. It's so depressing. Happy holidays?