Valentine's Day is just around the corner, which means you should already be thinking about what commercial items mass produced by behemoth corporations might enhance your ability to properly demonstrate the unique nature of the love you share with your significant other. This year, though, why bother with greeting cards or chocolates when you can head to a South Jersey CVS and "keep it sweet" with Plan B and metal handcuffs?
One shopper in The Jerz snapped a photo of a holiday display in a CVS that bundles together all of your Valentine's Day necessities: flowers, picture frames that say "I love you," condoms, lube, metal handcuffs, and Plan B.
— mike toole (@miketoole) January 6, 2014
Because, really, nothing says "I love you" quite like cheap bondage items and the morning after pill. [h/t Jezebel]