Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Hey, The Ladies, you should DEFINITELY go to a wedding with this random guy from Craigslist

Hey, The Ladies, if you're free this weekend, you should definitely give this wonderful social opportunity a thought.

Hey, The Ladies, you should DEFINITELY go to a wedding with this random guy from Craigslist

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Image via Craigslist

Hey, The Ladies, if you're free this weekend, you should definitely give this wonderful social opportunity a thought. A 28-year-old male with a degree, a job, and a clean criminal record is in desperate (he posted on Craigslist) need of a date to a wedding in D.C. Take it away, Guy on Craigslist.

Due to a last minute cancellation (we do not speak of her name) I'm resorting to the powers of Craigslist to help me find a date for a wedding this weekend in Lexington, VA (i had to google it as well). If you're still reading here are the facts and why you should come:


- you only yolo once
- you get to wear a dress
- open bar & food all night
- you get to pop n lock it w me on the dance floor (see pic 2)
- I can fly (see pic 3)
- I tend to ride a lion on top of horse (see pic 4)

All you need to do to be considered for the gig is provide a selfie, your resumé, and your favorite color. Seriously, though, what else could you possibly have to do than go to a wedding with a dude who can ride a lion that's riding a horse? [h/t Gawker]

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