This woman spent $25,000 on six cosmetic surgery procedures so that she would look like Jennifer Lawrence. She doesn't really look like Jennifer Lawrence.
The owner of a Dallas pizzeria is charging college girls $1,000 for a side of ranch dressing to go with their slices. Seriously, kind of.
News anchors everywhere are about to start terrifying parents and patronizing kids by talking about how all of the youths are smoking coffee beans, now.