Get ready for the Lindsay Lohan rehab blog you never asked for

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Lindsay Lohan, a cast member in "Scary Movie V," poses at the Los Angeles premiere of the film at the Cinerama Dome on Thursday, April 11, 2013 in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

Lindsay Lohan, reportedly set to enter rehab this week, might have an opportunity to blog about her experiences during her 90-day, court-ordered stint on the wagon. The New York Post reports that Lohan has been in talks with Celebuzz and their consultant A.J. Daulerio. You might know Daulerio as the guy who bought pictures of Brett Favre's penis for Deadspin. Or that time he took LSD and tried to throw a no hitter on Xbox 360. Or that time he brought blow to Joe Buck's broadcasting booth.

We’re told Lohan would contribute content beginning in August, after the rehab stint, which will reportedly start Thursday at the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach. Her next step would be to launch her own site with her musings on art, fashion, music and movies.

Imagine LiLo breaking down the validity of Daniel Day-Lewis' portrayal of Abraham Lincoln or analyzing the lyrical content of the forthcoming Arcade Fire release or shedding light on the symbolism behind a MoMA installation. This could be fun. [NY Post]