Hate pumpkin spice? Love guns, zombies, Flogging Molly? You should buy this Jeep for $1,750
A guy in Oklahoma is looking to sell his 1997 Jeep Cherokee for $1,750. It's got 220,000 miles on it, you can't remove the zombie stickers, he won't accept [ridiculously low amount], and insists that you love the Second Amendment.
A guy in Oklahoma is looking to sell his 1997 Jeep Cherokee for $1,750. It's got 220,000 miles on it, you can't remove the zombie stickers, he won't accept [ridiculously low amount], and insists that you love the Second Amendment.
As far as redneck Craigslist ads for ancient cars goes, this man's post is a freakin' masterpiece. It's got all of your major food groups: disdain for people who wear Affliction T-shirts and white Oakleys, lots of mentions of alcohol consumption, self-deprecating humor, and even a Dickens reference. It's basically what would have happened if Rupert Holmes prefered off-roading and throwin' back bottles of Bud through a lip full of Skoal to piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Read the post below in its entirety because this man worked damn hard on his ad and it deserves to be seen. Also, if you've got $875 burning a hole in your pocket and are free this weekend, let's hop a flight to Oklahoma and road trip back, yeah? I'll make a playlist, you can buy the Budweiser when we get there. [Craigslist]