Sir Patrick Stewart—more commonly known as Captain Jean-Luc Picard or Professor Charles Xavier—claims to have somehow managed to navigate this life for 72 years without eating a slice of pizza. Which is to say that he hasn't lived a day in his life. Seriously, how is it possible for someone like Stewart to go 72 years on Earth without eating a single slice of pizza?
When the actor recently sat down to dabble in normalcy, classic New York-style fold and all, he was kind enough to document the historic occassion and upload a photo to Twitter. [Twitter]
We're going to operate under the assumption that his reaction was very similar to this: