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VIDEO: Billy Ray Cyrus and alien strippers are here to ruin the Internet

That's it. Pack everything up and let's shut the Internet down. Billy Ray Cyrus has created a rap version of "Achy Breaky Heart" that will make you wish that there was a cyanide tablet form of Flinstones Vitamins.

VIDEO: Billy Ray Cyrus and alien strippers are here to ruin the Internet

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That's it. Pack everything up and let's shut the Internet down. Billy Ray Cyrus has created a rap version of "Achy Breaky Heart" that will make you wish that there was a cyanide tablet form of Flinstones Vitamins.

Buck 22 is apparently a rapper. He and the man responsible for Miley being Miley are abducted by alien strippers and wind up performing a dubstep/rap remix of "Achy Breaky Heart" appropriately called "Achy Breaky 2." And, just like every sequel pumped out by the entertainment industry, this version is significantly sh**tier than the original and uses alien strippers as a crutch.

This is not what Al Gore had in mind, you guys.

We've strayed too far. So, click here to watch the video, if you must. But, then you're urged to immediately unplug your routers, sell all of your earthly possessions, and seek solace somewhere in the American wilderness where Billy Ray Cyrus won't be able to infect your brain with such an atrocity ever again.

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