Guy stabbed for not switching positions during threesome
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Guy stabbed for not switching positions during threesome
Mike Bertha
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. We've got a tale of unparalleled love to help you celebrate the holiday. The Smoking Gun reports that police responded to a 911 call in North Dakota after a man was stabbed following a ménage a trois gone awry.
Cops report that Hunter and DeWitt--who met in prison--had been partying with several female acquaintances Friday night at a Fargo bar when they returned to Hunter’s residence (after a 2:30 AM McDonald’s pit stop).
Okay, first, let's recognize how integral the late night McDonald's stop was to this whole ordeal. Think about how badly this fiasco might have turned out had the parties involved been functioning on empty stomachs.
So, they make it back to Hunter's pad and things start to get hot and heavy.
DeWitt told police that he “began kissing on the couch” with one of the women, named Leticia. Soon, they were “under the covers and they had their pants off,” which led, of course, to the new couple having sex.
Hunter—clearly—wasn't going to miss out on the hot PDA going down in his living room, so he came out of his adjacent bedroom and joined the love birds. After some time, Hunter requested that DeWitt switch positions. When DeWitt rebuffed, Hunter allegedly became agitated.
He yelled at DeWitt and ordered him to leave the residence. DeWitt, seen at left, recalled that Hunter--who threatened to “f*** him up” and “kill him”--reached into the couch and retrieved a 12-inch butcher knife.
Okay, now things are real. DeWitt and Leticia hid in the bathroom. When Hunter allegedly forced his way in, DeWitt made a dash for the front door, at which time he says Hunter stabbed him in the back of the arm. DeWitt managed to escape the apartment with Leticia's cell phone. He called 911 from an alley.
Hunter's been charged with the stabbing and is in Cass County jail. [The Smoking Gun]
Whatever happened to three holes, no waiting?— phillygwm- 2 dumb ex-cons, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.— NWBeachBum
- At least they used protection
— big nasty - I call a violation on the Article Pic, why not have a pic of the usual suspects like in real life, like in this actual situation????— Homebrewer
- I would use the McDonald's worm-burger defense!— ricciaje
- MacDonalds? Man she was a cheap date....— mainstreet
- Admittedly a funny story, but what does this say about the once proud Inquirer?— Konstanty
- What the hell is this picture?— cloudkitt
- Mark Segal was peering through the window.— Mr. Smith
- met in prison? sounds like some Fumo action with hi woman Carolyn.— Tyrone Biggums
- They "met in prison." You could make up idiocy like this, but no one would believe you.— orange rhino
- They "met in prison." You could make up idiocy like this, but no one would believe you.— orange rhino
- I wonder if the Tonner ever had a problem like this when he runs low on Genny Cream Ale during a snow storm?— Craigger
- haha i wish there were more comments— sdffa13
- The combined I.Q. for the three of them remains in single digits.— orange rhino
- Shocked that they put this headline on the front page of philly.com. Maybe you bury a three way a little deeper in the site...no?
— Jeffritoe - So long as she's willing, is it really that hard to wait your turn? Guy isn't gonna last forever and if she's humming you....?— PhillySubsMac
I was hoping this was about a guy and 2 girls too, Dewitt was lucky Hunter didn't stab him with his sword. Apparently we have to ban the menage now too before someone dies, congressional action and a picture of Obama involved at Camp David, "Yes, in fact, up at Camp David, we do menages all the time," "Not the girls, but oftentimes guests of mine . . ."- Tom TheCork, that was my first thought too. The "Wood Chipper!" Only in Fargo!...— Montco Mommy
- I like to think of a menage a trois as 2 girls, 1 guy. What you've got here -- other than a duffel-bag of grossness -- is a Devil's Threesome of which only one good thing can spring: the Eiffel Tower.— Roger Podacter
- These days it is just safer to masterbate.....— big geoff
- Dewitt was lucky he made it out of the apartment...Hunter had the "wood chipper" primed and ready in the back yard...— TomTheCork
- I'm sure they are Obama supporters!— robwood
- Some days you read the comment section of articles and you wonder why you do - today, you fellow commentators have proven why - funny stuff.— lizard999
- I remember getting into an argument cause it was me and a guy friend on one girl. I wouldnt switch from uptown to downtown cause quit frankly, she wasnt that good looking and I was fine where I was. But there was no threat of being stabbed. Even if there was, I still wouldnt have moved.— hipdaddy
- A threesome means three participants fully participating. If one is left out there's a problem!— BMan
BigBirch is right.. Mom always said when having friends over to play X-Box to give everyone a turn. Same rule applies when playing Y-Box.- Note to self....always have a 12 inch butcher knife in couch for emergency situations such as these.— mgs
- C'mon....what's fair is fair.....a guy can't stay down there all nite....— Bigbirch
Um, there is so much wrong going on here. Prison, threesomes, knife stabbing, McDonalds... wow.— verve- LOL, the comments are funnier than the article.— aviator
- Sorry rgray58 they really were black...in North Dakota???— Lboogy
- Which one is your mother rgray58?
— Lboogy - "After some time, Hunter requested that DeWitt switch positions....."
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
— Anton B. - The big surprise is that there are at least 3 black people in North Dakota.— rgray58
- There is nothing in the article that indicates that these actors are black, so I'm guessing that it just excites you to imagine and fantasize about all of that black copulation, even where it doesn't necessarily exist. — wb2nd
- Ahhhh.... click the provided link in the article and theres the mugshots. Not too bright there eh chief? — hipdaddy
- I think you might be right kornbread. I can't stop laughing.— philligrl
- im thinking that a threesome works better when two of the participants havnt "met in prison".— kornbread
- Au contraire, mi amigo.
The prison part might expand the options. Surprised our girl Leticia wasn't left out at some point.
