Staying warm out there?
For brunch: In honor of Valentine’s Day weekend, Bank and Bourbon (12th and Market Streets) is offering a free “Shot of Love” — bourbon, Smith and Cross Rum, stout beer, a whole egg and garnished with ground coffee beans — with the purchase of their pastrami short rib has and eggs. Bank and Bourbon’s a la carte brunch menu is offered from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. today.
For laughs: Combining insults and vulgarity, Lisa Lampanelli’s jokes will cut like a knife — and make you gracious that she’s not making fun of you. She comes to the Borgata (1 Borgata Way, Atlantic City) at 8 p.m.
For a preview: Before they head down to Texas for SXSW, Kat Madamba, Chris Gennett, Amelia Scalies and Boy Wonder will play a preview starting at 9 p.m. on the second floor of the Legendary Dobbs (304 South St.). Get there early (that would be 8 p.m.) to see a showdown between five artists competing for a showcase spot at SXSW. It’ll be almost as good as going to the real thing.
For a post-Valentine’s day affair: Forget last night’s fling or last year’s love with Plough and the Stars’ (123 Chestnut St.) Regrets Only party featuring shot specials, a DJ and a worst pick-up line contest. Wipe the slate clean starting at 9 p.m.
For a presidential party: If you’re one of the fortunate ones off from work tomorrow — or are looking to extend your weekend — get down with $5 Sailor Jerry drinks in honor of George and Abe and the rest of the presidents at Franky Bradley’s (1320 Chancellor St.) when the Illvibe collective DJs take over the space starting at 10 p.m.