Five things to do today – comedy, fairs, movie marathon

NASHVILLE, TN - MAY 17: Comedian Demetri Martin performs at the Bud Light Presents Wild West Comedy Festival featuring Demetri Martin at Third Man Records on May 17, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Jason Davis/Getty Images for Bud Light)

Like a bouquet of flowers from a loved one, only not.

For an old fashioned fair: You know the kind — vendors, games, music, food, folk dancing. It all happens during the Arden Fair from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. today at the Arden Guild Hall in Wilmington, De.

For another: Day two of Long’s Park Art and Craft Festival, featuring over 200 jewelry, art and sculpture vendors, runs from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. in Lancaster Pa.’s Long’s Park Amphitheater.

For a movie marathon: Stay home if you can’t handle gore and Italian cinema. Rarely seen spooky films screen for nine hours at the Colonial Theatre in Phoenixville, Pa., starting at 7 p.m.

For a performance: The second group to “Twist and Shout” ahead of The Beatles, the Isley Brothers come to North Philly’s Dell Music Center at 8 p.m. Atlantic Starr and El Debarge open.

For some laughs: Quirky, deadpan and understated, comic Demetri Martin oft utilizes drawings and music into his routines. Expect it tonight during his 9 p.m. set at the Borgata in Atlantic City, N.J.