Actual message from Alison Barshak at Alison two in Fort Washington:
Lobsters Gone Wild and a Cry for Help
Thursday, July 30
We would like to take a moment to talk to you about something very serious. Packs of stray lobsters are trying to take over our kitchen. We have managed to keep them at bay and temporarily contain them. Please help us by adopting a FREE lobster Thursday, July 30th, and we will show our appreciation by preparing them with butter, lemon, and lots of love for all who come out to enjoy.
For reservations, call 215-591-0200.