September 3: Welcome back, NFL!

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It's nice to get down to the actual playing of football, and put all the NFL's many issues where they belong - out of the public view and forgotten so we can tailgate in peace - and focus on what this sport is all about: Men hitting each other with such force for our entertainment that they suffer lasting neurological damage, the results of which are ignored by the league and even covered up while happening.

Wait, no.