Friday, August 28, 2015

June 20: Nobody move

HELLO, welcome to a Phillies win streak. Per protocol, you are now to become a snapshot of the way you were when they stopped losing to prevent the streak from ending.

June 20: Nobody move

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HELLO, welcome to a Phillies win streak. Per protocol, you are now to become a snapshot of the way you were when they stopped losing to prevent the streak from ending.

Here's your blanket. The couch isn't the most comfortable place to sleep, but we know you'll make do.

Here's your letter of resignation for your boss.

Here's your bucket.

We'll take your phone and the remote, since you won't be going anywhere, talking to anyone, or watching anything else in the interim.

All right, that's about it. Thanks a lot - oh, that's right, this window was wide open when the Phillies won the first game of their streak so we're going to have to leave it like that. Watch out for inclement weather and predatory birds.

Go Phillies!

 

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