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Aug. 1: Amaro fiddles as Philly burns
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A consensus was reached on what Ruben Amaro was up to during the trade deadline yesterday.
Ruben amaro proving he is the worst gm in all of sports by going to sleep on trade deadline day
Did Ruben Amaro fall asleep or something? You'd think 14 games below .500 would keep you up at night
Its 3:05 and Ruben Amaro is asleep sitting on the toilet
BREAKING: Ruben Amaro Jr. wakes up from mid afternoon nap to 80 new voicemails and accidentally deletes them. Goes back to sleep
Meanwhile, Ruben Amaro Jr. And the #Phillies decided to sleep in. "A deadline for what now?!?! I didn't get the memo." #MLBTradeDeadline
Yes, it seems fans have never been more sure that Amaro has snug in his bed, except for that one guy who thinks he was on the toilet, snoozing away while other teams were exploding or becoming incredible.
And while it would be a bit unprofessional for Amaro to have used the last day of the trade deadline to be unconscious for a while, it would actually explain a lot.