Aug. 1: Amaro fiddles as Philly burns

On mobile? Click here to enlarge

A consensus was reached on what Ruben Amaro was up to during the trade deadline yesterday. 

Yes, it seems fans have never been more sure that Amaro has snug in his bed, except for that one guy who thinks he was on the toilet, snoozing away while other teams were exploding or becoming incredible.

And while it would be a bit unprofessional for Amaro to have used the last day of the trade deadline to be unconscious for a while, it would actually explain a lot.