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Sixers' loss disgusts humans, sentient computer programs alike

    by Justin Klugh
    Published 

- So hideous was the Sixers' 45-point loss to the Clipper last night that even the people living inside of our phones were disgusted.

"Slapped" though �� #Sixers pic.twitter.com/nlhUDOLAX2

- Along with plenty of people not living in our phones, making the Sixers' terribleness one of the first bonds between humans and robots.

Sixers highlights: pic.twitter.com/zsRQVavSVX

- In case you wanted to see an example of what people are talking about, because you hate yourself I guess, here's Blake Griffin brutalizing an unplugged opponent.

- It looks like the NFL's first openly gay player is likely on his way, which is awful news for everyone who is stupid.

Good point by that last caller. I'm not homophobic, and I don't have any problem with a gay football player as long as I don't know about it

- Shocking news out of Elle Magazine that David Beckham's daughter does not share his respect and admiration for the fashion industry.

Harper Beckham cracks us up in the front row of her mama's stunning show: http://t.co/y0tnF673wG pic.twitter.com/PsCONDBvqR

- Somebody finally made that Houston Astros/malfunctioning Olympic ring light comparison.

- Seriously, that Sixers game though...

Waiting outside the Sixers locker room. I smell blood.
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