Kobe Bryant says he's undefeated in one-on-one

Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant (24) shoots a reverse lay up between New York Knicks center Tyson Chandler, left, and forward Carmelo Anthony, right, during the first half of their NBA basketball game in Los Angeles, Tuesday, Dec. 25, 2012. (Alex Gallardo/AP)

Kobe Bryant recently spoke with Chris Palmer of ESPN The Magazine. The resulting Q&A is posted online and is definitely worth a read. Some of the gems Kobe offers up:

  • Says he's never lost a game of one-on-one
  • Talks about smoking McGrady in one-on-one in Germany and says that he would cook LeBron, too.
  • Calls Adidas "that other sneaker company."
  • Says if he never played with Shaq, his numbers would be "ridiculous."
  • Says his wife told a guy at 7-Eleven that he wipes his own ass.

  • Explains why he has an issue with canine feces.
  • Seriously, Kobe is always good for an interesting quote or two, but this Q&A is the perfect excuse to waste 10 minutes of your Thursday afternoon.