Meet the Philly defense lawyer who does stand-up comedy

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Doug Dolfman, a Philadelphia criminal defense attorney and an amateur comedian, performing at the Helium Comedy Club.

Criminal defense attorney Doug Dolfman is an easygoing guy who can often be seen in Philadelphia's Criminal Justice Center defending clients in drug and gun cases. Come this April, it'll be one year since he started doing stand-up as an amateur at the Helium Comedy Club.

And this coming Monday at 6 p.m., he'll be making his improv debut at the Act II Playhouse in Ambler as part of a group performance. (Tickets are free.)

His three shows at Helium, at 2031 Sansom St. in Center City, have so far included a similar routine. His fourth show will be in May, he says.

(Click here and here to watch two of his past shows at Helium. Note: These shows contain mature language and themes.)

"I have been keeping the streets of Philly dangerous for the past 22 years and I am damn proud of it," he tells his audience.

"I went to college at Penn State, but my clients go to state pen."

"When my clients call me from jail on their cell phone, it really is their cell phone."

The stories are true, he says. "There was an alleged drug dealer who was selling drugs out of a tree and a squirrel came in there and was snorting up the cocaine," he confirmed this week. "I had a client who had sex with a dog. That was a true story."

Dolfman, of Blue Bell, who recently turned 50, got his start after taking a class at Helium last year taught by nationally known New York City comedian Brad Trackman. "I like the fact that he personalizes his humor, telling the truth about his profession and bringing out the funny side of it," Trackman said of Dolfman.

Dolfman shares an office in Suburban Station with his father, Murray, also an attorney. His mother, Fran, answers the phones. ("She pretends to be a receptionist," Dolfman says during his show. "She’ll get the area code right — and the next seven numbers are pretty much a crapshoot.") 

He also has a secondary office at the WeWork co-working space at 1601 Market St. in Center City, from which he spoke Tuesday.

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Doug Dolfman at his secondary office at the WeWork co-working space at 1601 Market St.


Question: How'd you get into stand-up?

Answer: I think doing criminal defense law in Philadelphia for 22 years —it's always been something weird and something different. ... [Stand-up] was kind of like the next step for me. I wanted to express my personality, which has always been humorous in many ways.

Q: You're onstage for about six to seven minutes?

A: You get about 5½ to seven minutes, depending on the show. ... The hardest part is the delivery. I write my own material and I write about what I do as a criminal defense attorney. I write about my parents, my life, my kids, and my ex-wife.

Q: What were you like as a kid?

A: I was the jokester of my class. I always tried to say something funny. It wasn't always successful. ... At the same time, I was the geeky nerd kid who studied.

Q: Do you want your stand-up to be more than a hobby?

A: No, this is a hobby for me. I'll take it as far as I can go as a hobby here around Philadelphia. If somebody wants to offer me an HBO special, I'm certainly willing to go out there and do one. But, nope, it's my outlet ... . It's just something I enjoy doing. If I can make someone laugh on a daily basis, then I've accomplished what I want to do.

Q: Do any of your clients know that you also do this?

A: Yes, some of my clients know I do that. And a lot of attorneys know I do this, too. Attorneys all want to come see my show.

Q: What do your clients think about your doing stand-up?

A: I think my clients think it's a good thing for me. ... It makes them feel like [I'm] being real with them.