Owen Wilson's Lap of Luxury

What is it with you guys?

Why is someone like Owen Wilson paying to see naked women?

Isn't the reasoning that he doesn't have to pay given that women are willing to see him naked as he was in You, Me and Dupree, which grossed $130 million globally?

Wilson, dubbed the Butterscotch Stallion by the New York tabs, spent 4.5 hours and quite a few bucks at Rick's Cabaret in South Philadelphia after last week's Flyers game, according to today's New York Post. (Also, why are Philadelphia strippers talking to New  York papers instead of us?)

"He watched the Flyers game, drank beer, and when a parade of 75 half-naked girls caught his eye, he asked for dances from several and definitely had a preference for blondes. He tipped at least one with a $100 bill," a "spy" told the Post.

Why does Owen Wilson, dater of Kate Hudson, myriad starlets and models, pay for a lap dance?

Then again, as with Brad Pitt and the guy who plays Smith in Sex and the City, we've never thought much of men whose highlights are superior to ours.

But perhaps you gentleman can explain why a famous man walks into a strip club and thinks it isn't going to make the tabloids.