Tuesday, October 21, 2014
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Hillary's Testicular Fortitude

This presidential race is getting plain wifty.

Who knew Indiana was so butch?

Barack Obama may have John "Formerly Cougar" Mellancamp but Hillary Clinton has Paul Gipson.

Who he?

Gipson is president of United St

Hillary's Testicular Fortitude

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This presidential race is getting plain wifty.

Who knew Indiana was so butch?

Barack Obama may have John "Formerly Cougar" Mellancamp but Hillary Clinton has Paul Gipson.

Who he?

Gipson is president of United Steel Workers Local 6787 in Portage, Ind. He endorsed Clinton Wednesday by declaring she has "testicular fortitude," especially when it comes to trade and taking on NAFTA.

Which, for the record, her husband signed into law in December 1993.

Being deemed to posses such "testicular fortitude," the New York senator grinned.  “I must say, Paul, I appreciate that endorsement. It means a lot to me,” she said. “I do think I have fortitude. Women can have it as well as men.”

Who knew? And Clinton was wearing pink. We always knew pink was the color of power. 

Gipson also disparaged "Gucci-wearing, latte-drinking, self-centered egotistical people that have damaged our lifestyle."

Which is such an unfair thing to say about President Bush.

This comes after North Carolina governor Mike Easley endorsed Clinton Tuesday, saying she made "Rocky Balboa look like a pansy."

And after Clinton downed a boilermaker last month in Crown Point, Indiana, an Old Style beer followed by a shot of Crown Royal.

Which, not to belabor the point, is Canadian.

Karen Heller Inquirer Staff Writer
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