Thursday, July 30, 2015

Top 10 'Sharkanado' sequel titles

Sharknado, coming to select movie theaters on Aug. 2, certainly got folks talking after its broadcasts on the Syfy network.

Top 10 'Sharkanado' sequel titles

Image via SyFy

Sharknado, coming to select movie theaters on Aug. 2, certainly got folks talking after its broadcasts on the Syfy network.

It's so jaw-droppingly dopey -- the idea of waterspouts raining sharks on Los Angeles -- it's hysterically entertaining. A biting satire? Bloody unlikely, since it seems to ride its own premise like a tidal wave.

Anyway, the campiness has proved so popular a sequel is in the works, to be set in New York City, and the producers have solicited title suggestions their Twitter page (@SharkNadoFilm).

Here are the ten we like best, in reverse order of preference.

Sharknado 2: Gills of Death
Sharknado 2: Jawsquake
SharkNado2: The Fish and the Furious
Sharknado 2: Cyclone of Blood
sharknado 2: The Fishy That Never Sleeps
SharkNado 2: You Can't Handle the Tooth
Sharknado 2: The Musical
SharkNado 2: Sharkpocalypse
Sharknado 2: An Even Bigger Disaster
Sharknado 2: Sharknami

OK, we made that next-to-last one up ourselves.

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