What kind of nitwit rides a bike to San Francisco? Howard Eskin

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Here's the Dora the Explorer bike we hope Eskin rides to California.

Even more shocking than the Eagles loss Sunday is the fact that Howard Eskin says he really will ride a bicycle from Philadelphia to San Francisco as he pledged on KNBR, a San Francisco radio station, if the 49ers beat the Eagles.

As LarryBrownSports.com  reported, 94WIP’s Eskin told Gary Radnich and Larry Krueger that an Eagles victory was “A stone-cold mortal lock,” and that there was “No chance” the 49ers would win. “There’s no way the Eagles go 1-3. None. Absolutely none.”

We asked Eskin yesterday whether he really would ride a bike across the country.
“Since its gone viral I think I'm stuck. I need to get some routes. I’ll get to see America. Every form of wildlife in the country, I’m so excited,” the nitwit replied.


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