If you thought a Big Bang Wrestling match between Tiger Woods mistress Devon James (his 15th hole) and Susan Finkelstein, whose claim to fame was allegedly offering Bensalem Police sex for World Series tickets, couldn't get sillier, you were wrong.
Screech will referee the bout.
Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on "Saved by the Bell," refs Thursday's James/Finkelstein bout at Pennant East (Crescent & Kings), in Bellmawr, N.J., and will also appear at 7:30 Wednesday night at a free press conference/party at Cavanaugh's River Deck (417 N. Columbus).
Who put this together? You guessed it: Damon Feldman.