As we'll be on vacation for a week, we wanted to be able to break this exciting news now. After graduating from 4th grade earlier this summer DanIsGay did a lot of thinking about his own self-directed hatred and homophobia and we can now report that he and SteakWith will be having a civil union ceremony this weekend officiated by none other than The Mayor of Manayunk. As usual PaHoops is consumed with jealousy at others successes and will boycott the nuptials. Fellas, be sure to e-mail us photos of your commitment ceremony and we'll try and post when we return Mon. Aug. 18.