Big news for Philly Gossip commenters

As we'll be on vacation for a week, we wanted to be able to break this exciting news now. After graduating from 4th grade earlier this summer

did a lot of thinking about his own self-directed hatred and homophobia and we can now report that he and

will be having a civil union ceremony this weekend officiated by none other than

. As usual

is consumed with jealousy at others successes and will boycott the nuptials. Fellas, be sure to e-mail us photos of your commitment ceremony and we'll try and post when we return Mon. Aug. 18.