Barkley tells cops why he blew stop sign. Don't try this one at home.

Reporters know

is always good for a quote. Arizona's Gilbert Police Department learned the same thing yesterday when the Round Mound of Rebound told police,

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, that he had run a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who planned to give him oral sex.

"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b--- job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b--- job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life," according to a copy of the police report which was posted by

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.

The report also says Barkley offered to tattoo a police department employee's name on himself if it would help get him out of the DUI. A handgun was also recovered from the vehicle and seized. The married Sixers legend, who has been mulling a run for Alabama governor, has not returned a request for comment we sent yesterday morning.