Saturday, August 1, 2015

Sunday's lineup

We find ourselves in Fort Myers this morning. I managed to arrive on time even though my GPS led me down a dead-end street. Reminded me of that episode of The Office when Michael and Dwight’s GPS leads them into a ditch... For those of you who have one, you know that the electronic woman saying “recalculating” is an early contender for most unpleasant sound of the 21st century. Here is the lineup against Josh Beckett and Boston's local nine, a team called the Red Stockings: Eric Bruntlett 3B Jayson Werth CF Raul Ibanez LF Ryan Howard 1B Matt Stairs DH John Mayberry Jr RF Miguel Cairo SS Pablo Ozuna 2B Carlos Ruiz C Brett Myers pitches. Also, the Phillies reassigned RHP Joe Bisenius to minor league camp today. Jason Donald, who twisted his ankle and did not play yesterday, took infield but is not in the lineup. 3: 08--UPDATE, in response to admirable reader demand for precision.

Sunday's lineup

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We find ourselves in Fort Myers this morning. I managed to arrive on time even though my GPS led me down a dead-end street. Reminded me of that episode of The Office when Michael and Dwight’s GPS leads them into a ditch... For those of you who have one, you know that the electronic woman saying “recalculating” is an early contender for most unpleasant sound of the 21st century.  

 Here is the lineup against Josh Beckett and Boston's local nine, a team called the Red Stockings:
 
Eric Bruntlett 3B
Jayson Werth CF
Raul Ibanez LF
Ryan Howard 1B
Matt Stairs DH
John Mayberry Jr RF
Miguel Cairo SS
Pablo Ozuna 2B
Carlos Ruiz C
 
Brett Myers pitches.
 
Also, the Phillies reassigned RHP Joe Bisenius to minor league camp today. Jason Donald, who twisted his ankle and did not play yesterday, took infield but is not in the lineup.
 
3: 08--UPDATE, in response to admirable reader demand for precision.
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