Tejada homers, shaves two years off of his life

Old man winterMiguel Tejada's home run in the fourth inning off of Brett Myers didn't actually age him by two years.

Nope. Tejada took care of that himself last night.

The all-star short stop told the Houston Chronicle that he lied about his age when he was signed out of the Dominican Republic. Tejada is actually 33 years old, instead of 31.

Read all about it here:


The good news? Tejada is now two years closer to being eligible for the senior discount at Wendy's.

Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger!