PETA to Clemens: Some Vegan Treats, on Us

I admire People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals. It takes a lot of chutzpah to continually thrust oneself into situations that have absolutely no relevance to a particular cause.

That said, I can't imagine Roger Clemens will be imbibing on the vegan treats the organization reportedly sent the embattled pitcher earlier this week.

According to the New York Times, PETA was offended that Clemens claimed not to know what a vegan is during his congressional hearing earlier this week.

Yes, while the rest of the world was offended by the fact that a Hall of Fame pitcher may have enchanced his career using illegal and potentially harmful narcotics, PETA was worried about the pitcher's knowledge of animal product-less dining.

And we thought Congress' priorities were all out of whack. . .