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Archive: September, 2013

Where the Phillies ended the year in most offensive categories

Monday, September 30, 2013, 10:21 AM
This isn't going to be pretty. The Phillies 2013 offensive rankings: Hits (1355) NL: 9th of 15 MLB: 20th of 30 Runs (610) NL: 13th of 15 MLB: 27th of 30 Doubles (255) NL: 11th of 15 MLB: 22nd of 30 Triples (32) NL: tied for 5th of 15 MLB: tied for 8th of 30 Home Runs (140) NL: 9th of... Read more

Broncos do exactly what everyone expected them to do to Eagles

Monday, September 30, 2013, 9:05 AM
Last night, the Eagles were routed, rolled, torched, blown out, crushed, and all the other verbs that made Chip Kelly’s face go like this: We did see the debut of Knowshon Moreno’s “Rock-paper-scissors” touchdown celebration, so the night was obviously not a complete waste... Read more

Historically, Peyton Manning has the Eagles' number

Sunday, September 29, 2013, 10:23 AM
Poor Earl Wolff. The rookie Eagles safety gets to make his first NFL start against Peyton Manning and the Broncos' high-octane offense. This should go well. Historically, Manning has torched the Eagles defense. In four career match-ups against Philadelphia, Manning has thrown for over 1,000 yards... Read more

Eagles vs. Broncos cartoon caption contest winner

Friday, September 27, 2013, 4:35 PM
On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Andy Reid cartoon. Congrats to Chamomiles Davis, who came up with the winning caption, posted above. Here are the runner-ups: "Geez I wish I was playing your brother..." — Jay_Gax "He keeps waking me up telling me you are under... Read more

Sixers training camp roster released

Friday, September 27, 2013, 4:28 PM
The Sixers released their official 2013 training camp roster early Friday afternoon. The roster, which is made up of 18 players, lists a lot of new names, including 2013 lottery selections Nerlens Noel and Michael Carter-Williams. Rookies Khalif Wyatt, Vander Blue, Hollis Thompson, and Rodney Williams... Read more

Phillies put on another less than complimentary list

Friday, September 27, 2013, 3:39 PM
Having just recovered from being labeled one of the worst franchises in histroy, you may not want to see which team ranked #1 on ESPN's David Schoenfield's list of the worst MLB decisions of 2013. Though you most likely will not be surprised. Delmon and Michael Young actually cost the Phillies wins... Read more

Astros trying to out-Astros even themselves

Friday, September 27, 2013, 3:16 PM
The Houston Astros are trying to put an end to another season of brutal futility, but the closer they get to the end, the more intense this stuff keeps getting. [r/baseball] Read more

Watch these kids kick the crap out of boards

Friday, September 27, 2013, 3:12 PM
Some said, on Red Bull Kick It 2013, that "boards don't hit back." They also don't hit themselves, while being held by three kids stacked on top of each other. WARNING: Dubstep. Read more

Andrew Wiggins has work to do before becoming the face of a franchise

Friday, September 27, 2013, 2:51 PM
The Sixers are going to struggle this season. Many of the Sixers’ struggles will be self-imposed as they look towards the 2014 lottery and the potential of adding a franchise-caliber player, or two. Among the most appealing players that will be making the leap to the league next summer is Andrew... Read more

IronPigs recognized for having video games in urinals

Friday, September 27, 2013, 12:44 PM
And no, it doesn't mean somebody pointed at them and said, "...oh yeah, that's that team with the video games you play with a toilet." It means that the Phillies Triple A affiliate out of Lehigh Valley - they of the constantly innovative and occasionally urine-soaked promotional ideas - are getting... Read more
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