Pattison Ave. Archive: September, 2013

Where the Phillies ended the year in most offensive categories

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This isn't going to be pretty. The Phillies 2013 offensive rankings: Hits (1355) NL: 9th of 15 MLB: 20th of 30 Runs (610) NL: 13th of... Read more

Broncos do exactly what everyone expected them to do to Eagles

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Last night, the Eagles were routed, rolled, torched, blown out, crushed, and all the other verbs that made Chip Kelly’s face go like... Read more

Historically, Peyton Manning has the Eagles' number

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Poor Earl Wolff. The rookie Eagles safety gets to make his first NFL start against Peyton Manning and the Broncos' high-octane offense. This... Read more

Eagles vs. Broncos cartoon caption contest winner

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On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Andy Reid cartoon. Congrats to Chamomiles Davis, who came up with the winning... Read more

Sixers training camp roster released

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The Sixers released their official 2013 training camp roster early Friday afternoon. The roster, which is made up of 18 players, lists a lot... Read more

Phillies put on another less than complimentary list

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Having just recovered from being labeled one of the worst franchises in histroy, you may not want to see which team ranked #1 on ESPN's David... Read more

Astros trying to out-Astros even themselves

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The Houston Astros are trying to put an end to another season of brutal futility, but the closer they get to the end, the more intense this... Read more

Watch these kids kick the crap out of boards

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Some said, on Red Bull Kick It 2013, that "boards don't hit back." They also don't hit themselves, while being held by three kids stacked... Read more

Andrew Wiggins has work to do before becoming the face of a franchise

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The Sixers are going to struggle this season. Many of the Sixers’ struggles will be self-imposed as they look towards the 2014 lottery... Read more

IronPigs recognized for having video games in urinals

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And no, it doesn't mean somebody pointed at them and said, "...oh yeah, that's that team with the video games you play with a toilet." It... Read more