Pattison Ave. Archive: September, 2013

Jaguars give out free beer as latest gimmick

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The Jacksonville Jaguars will officially do anything to get fans into the stadium to avoid being subjected to the NFL’s local broadcast... Read more

Eagles had curious, ineffective strategy for Peyton Manning

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Peyton Manning has made himself known as an advocate for trucks, sports drinks, pizza, phones, whatever. You could spend an entire injury timeout... Read more

This day in Phillies history, team was still playing

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Six years ago, the end was so far away. On September 30, 2007, one of the most tightly-packed Citizens Bank Park's in history sweated it out... Read more

Broncos to beat Jaguars by record numbers

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Put the Broncos on cruise control and they'll still drop 44.8 points on the board, which is more than the Jaguars have scored in four weeks... Read more

Petition surfaces to strip NFL of 'nonprofit' status

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There $9 billion annually pouring into the NFL, which makes it a little weird that it is still referred to as a 'nonprofit.' Both Major League... Read more

Twins writer calls Joe Mauer a 'sissy' for not playing with concussion

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With the kind of sentiment that has disappeared thanks to the advent of things like x-rays and vision tests, a Twins writer/radio personality... Read more

Guide to the MLB playoff for the playoffs game

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Bud Selig's weird post season monster has finished mating and birthed out one of the many potential mutant situations that result from a second... Read more

Chip Kelly 'Breaking Bad' cartoon caption contest

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to my latest sports cartoon, which features the first meeting between Chip Kelly and "Breaking... Read more

Video: John Daly tees off on a guy's mouth

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"I mean, as long as we don't imagine anything going wrong, then nothing will, right? Whatever, this is gonna blow up my Instagram." Read more

Tailgaters: Sign of things to come

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This is an exaggeration, of course. These signs won't be out until after next week's loss to the Giants. Read more