Pattison Ave. Archive: August, 2013

Chris Christie hates Phillies

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- Some mentally detached person forced the question last night, "What if they called in a bomb threat, but nobody was home?". No... Read more

Eagles security is going to be ready for you this year

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Phillies games this year have been alive with jackasses threatening to run onto the field, failing to achieve their intensely stupid dreams... Read more

Matt Harvey tears UCL, out for some long amount of time

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Yesterday, 24-year-old Mets ace Matt Harvey was a heat-seeking missile, streaking toward the NL Cy Young, or at least Rookie of the Year... Read more

Happy Birthday, Kyle Kendrick

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Kyle has had a long and illustrious career, during which he has gone from golden boy, to weak link, to scapegoat, to weak link again, to... Read more

Tracy McGrady retires officially

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Tracy McGrady officially retired this morning on First Take, a television program that would cause any sane person to quit everything and go... Read more

Soccer ref kicked in face

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Coronel Romero is up 2-0, and something about two consecutive red cards really set off a Porvenir player off, who sent a flying kick into the... Read more

Zero percent of MLB pitchers want to bean A-Rod

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Oh, A-Rod, that old so-and-so. Never giving us that big public meltdown his situation dictates. Let's throw baseballs at him! ESPN conducted... Read more

Eagles cartoon caption contest

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to my latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments below, and "like" the captions... Read more

White Sox coach ejected before game

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Look at White Sox bench coach and former Reading Phillies manager Mark Parent up there. Talking shop with some Twins player before the game... Read more

Kid shoots half-court shot to pay for school

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Another busy weekend for people who like their news in short, bulleted points. - Troy Tulowitzki didn't believe what he'd just seen... Read more