Pattison Ave. Archive: July, 2013

Phillies' diving lessons not paying off

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Delmon Young has survived 250 plate appearances for the Phillies, and what a ride it’s been! With that single, Delmon Young earned... Read more

A-Rod's quad injury is no longer an injury

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Bracing for impact from MLB's vengeance, Alex Rodriguez is safely stowed away on the DL, trying to recover from a quad injury in rehab games... Read more

Cristiano Ronaldo breaks arm of charming young man

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It was supposed to be an innocent free kick. It turned into one 11-year-old boy's worst nightmare. And then turned, again, into that same... Read more

Ervin Santana is target of trade talk, cruise missile

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The trade deadline better get here soon before somebody gets exploded. Read more

Dodgers unleash frozen beer foam product to the chagrin of warm beer enthusiasts

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You're sitting at the 'ol ballpark, working up the nerve to buy a $9 beer. PROS - Want it - Could catch foul ball in beer, look... Read more

Phillies may employ former nemesis Brian Wilson

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So the Phillies are going to watch former Giants closer Brian Wilson throw a bullpen session this week on the off chance that this team has... Read more

Which 76ers wore the No. 4 jersey before Nerlens Noel?

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Nerlens Noel made it clear that he would like to wear the No. 5 jersey in Philadelphia as a jab at the teams that passed over him on draft... Read more

Phillies have to sell the right parts

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Well, it's been about an hour, and you know what that means. It's time for another "Should the Phillies buy or sell" article. This one is... Read more

Nerlens Noel looking to get Sixers logo shaved into his head

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Sixers draftee Nerlens Noel made a lot of statements alongside GM Sam Hinkie this afternoon, as he was formally introduced as a 76er. Both... Read more

And now a totally unverified Dom Brown is on Twitter

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Follow him now, before it surfaces that this is an impostor! New on twitter — Domonic Brown (@dom9brown) July 23, 2013 Though Ben... Read more