Pattison Ave. Archive: March, 2013

Merriam Theater doubles your Aziz Ansari for the week

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Aziz Ansari will be leaving the friendly, obese confines of Pawnee, Indiana and braving the flash and pizzazz of the big city when he comes... Read more

WATCH: Flyers winger Jakub Voracek scores a goal with his neck

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The Flyers suffered a 5-2 loss to the New York Rangers on Tuesday night, but winger Jakub Voracek had to suffer some physical pain while "scoring"... Read more

Live updates: Phillies vs. Tigers, 1:05 p.m.

Join our chat for live updates as the Phillies travel to face the Detroit Tigers at Joker Marchant Stadium in Lakeland, Fla. The game is set... Read more

Big 5 teams making the Sweet 16

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Since the NCAA tournament expanded in 1985, 14 Big 5 teams have made the Sweet 16. Here is a look at those squads. Read more

If this were any other year, La Salle would be getting all the national attention

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When it was announced on Selection Sunday that La Salle had made the tournament, no one expected that being a 13-seed would come with so much... Read more

Lehigh Valley IronPigs introduce bathroom video games you control with, well, your pee

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The Lehigh Valley IronPigs have announced plans to install brand new "urinal gaming systems" in all of the restrooms at Coca-Cola Park. Well... Read more

Students putting the 'L.A.' in 'La Salle'

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We saw over the weekend how far studetns are willing to travel to see their school's Cinderella story. Now, with La Salle cracking the Sweet... Read more

Live updates: Phillies vs. Rays, 1:05 p.m.

Join our chat for live updates as the Phillies host the Tampa Bay Rays at Bright House Field in Clearwater, Fla. The game is set to begin at... Read more

New book: Lenny Dykstra is a racist, sexist and pervert

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Former Phillie Lenny Dykstra is a sexist, racist, sexual deviant and one of the biggest all-around lowlifes you'll ever come across. So says... Read more

Rob Tornoe's sports cartoon caption contest

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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest sports cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick... Read more