<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/magelb">@magelb</a> pictures describe them much better. One picture, specifically <a href="http://t.co/vvAeyEWeft">pic.twitter.com/vvAeyEWeft</a></p>— Brian (@b_rostick17) <a href="https://twitter.com/b_rostick17/statuses/360222122913701888">July 25, 2013</a></blockquote>
You know that part of a Mets game when people are just trying to leave the stadium so they can go home and take a shower? Well, the Mets feel taking that part of the Mets experience out of the equation will improve your visit.
Hell, why even leave at all! That’s right, you are cordially invited to sleep over at Citi Field, along with Mr. and Mrs. Met. And while you’re at it, just stick around for tomorrow’s game! Then, maybe you can sleep over again.
Come to think of it, there’s not a reason to ever leave Citi Field! Especially since the gates are locked and everything.
Empty your pockets.
TAKE TO THE SEA
Jean-Ralphio has delivered some of this century’s most profound dialogue.
News surfaced today that he the next season of Parks and Recreation will reveal that he is the blood relative of Barry Zuckercorn, which is news on a level so tremendous you're probably don't even fully comprehend it.