Writers tire of bashing Astros, turn to Astros uniforms
CBS Sports' Scott Miller has some really strong feelings, and some golden 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' jokes left in his idea notebook. His recent character assassination piece indicates both.
I know, right? What a shamefully personal, meaningless attack. As if there's any reason to take this stance; claiming to be baseball's almighty counselor, setting a code that all others should follow or risk thine judgment.
Besides, the Astros are only slightly worse than the Phillies! Insulting their uniforms seems completely merciless. And yet, the sentiment is everywhere.
For some reason, it is open season on the clothes the Astros wear while they play baseball games. It wasn't enough to criticize the clearly in mid-development Astros themselves, with barely a paragraph between insults anymore, like this guy:
[Studio audience goes wild]
People have discovered that there are more facets to the Astros than their inexperience and lack of talent, and have crafted their criticism to a more aesthetic level.
Just ask ESPN's Uni Watch from a few days ago, which ranked Houston's uniforms 23 out of the 30 MLB teams.
Granted, this is a web site dedicated solely to critiquing sports uniforms. If they weren't writing about how good or bad uniforms are, they would be a failure.
But what is so wrong with the Astros' digs? Their colorful without being garish, invoking the team's history with the throwback 'H' this season, noticeably different between home and away (unlike teams who stick with the white/grey formula), and include the pizzazz of a team that shares its name with a popular cartoon about a boy who lives in the future and wears jet boots.