Team USA plays their first World Cup match next Monday, June 16, against Ghana. Are you pumped?!?! Can you hardly wait?!?!
Listen, I'm aware most people in and around Philadelphia are going to care more about Eagles OTAs than the World Cup, but I figured I'd give you all a shot to come up with some creative caption suggestions about the world's largest sporting event.
Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.
Check out previous winners here.