And here’s a nice little story about the Kazakhstan national soccer team in their pursuit of glory on the global stage. Soon, they will take on Celtic in the Champions League playoffs, so naturally a lamb has been slaughtered in the name of victory, and boy, do the Kazaks not went to get into it.
But it did lead to this delightful headline in the Daily Record.
ALSO HE GAVE US ANGELINA JOLIE
Jon Voight may be our nation’s greatest patriot, working hard so that moviegoers never once think that an evil person could be from America.
Also, look, it’s America’s other sweetheart, Selena Gomez!
MAKE IT SO
Quickly now, here’s Patrick Stewart about to fire a bow and arrow into the woods at a family gathering while Ian McKellen looks on!
Finally, lesson 1 in the use of my beautiful Xmas gift. Instructor: brother-in-law to be, Andy. Audience: Sir Ian. pic.twitter.com/MOSnXLffEO
ESPN’s David Schoenfield pointed out last night that Jayson Werth is just a handful of plate appearances away from qualifying for the NL batting title, hitting a balmy .330, and ruining this guy’s year.