Sunday, February 7, 2016

Ozzie Guillen just wants to be involved

Ozzie Guillen just wants to be involved

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Will somebody please hire Ozzie Guillen to save him from this shame.

Say, I know of a team that is just killing time until the end of the year and just fired their manager.

No?  Not ready to move on?

You’re right, let’s stay here in the present where we’re nice and not mortally depressed.

THE DOCTOR IS IN AND HE IS FURIOUS

Roy Halladay made a terrifying rehab start in Lakewood last night. Things didn't go great, and next thing anybody knew, the umpire had invoked blood curdling wrath.

Maybe stay out of his way for a little while. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia...

LAMBS TO THE... OH

And here’s a nice little story about the Kazakhstan national soccer team in their pursuit of glory on the global stage. Soon, they will take on Celtic in the Champions League playoffs, so naturally a lamb has been slaughtered in the name of victory, and boy, do the Kazaks not went to get into it.

But it did lead to this delightful headline in the Daily Record.

ALSO HE GAVE US ANGELINA JOLIE

Jon Voight may be our nation’s greatest patriot, working hard so that moviegoers never once think that an evil person could be from America.

Also, look, it’s America’s other sweetheart, Selena Gomez!

MAKE IT SO

Quickly now, here’s Patrick Stewart about to fire a bow and arrow into the woods at a family gathering while Ian McKellen looks on!

ARE WE STILL MAKING 'NOT WERTH IT' JOKES

ESPN’s David Schoenfield pointed out last night that Jayson Werth is just a handful of plate appearances away from qualifying for the NL batting title, hitting a balmy .330, and ruining this guy’s year.

[Deadspin]

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