Watch children suffer because of insane adults in 'Friday Night Tykes' trailer

This coach's speech includes describing how the other team will bleed if he cuts them "with a knife," (he specifies), and the phrase "if you believe in yourself." Man, the Navy SEALs football team sure is intense oh god these are children.

The most quotable guy in the clip finishes things off by instructing his 8 or 9-year-old player to give a helmet-to-helmet hit to an opposing player.

"I don't care if he don't get up," he explains.